Why My New Job Is Cooler Than Every Retail Job Ever: A List

-awesome music

-getting to pick awesome music and dancing around the store to Imagine Dragons with no judgement since the store was dead

-getting to decide when I randomly want coffee

-essentially just listening to music with the occasional customer

-alllllll the music.

"We are torn between a nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and strange. As often as not, we are homesick most for the places we have never known."

one week.

in one week I will be in Guelph with the majority of people that I love the most in the whole wide world to depart for Pittsburgh at 7am 8 days from now and I am so freaking excited you don’t understand.

I got my hair trimmed and re-coloured and now I feel really pretty.

so PLOT TWIST I decided to get some fresh air so I went outside to start reading Struck By Lightning and to tan my legs and ended up burning my collarbone-shoulder area and left arm.

not to mention the protagonist of this book is a massively self-centered douchebag like oh my lord I hope this is a tale of self-realization or I am going to be so pissed by the end.